stinky hands

1. Hilariously Hateful lady working for the ISD thought I was obnoxious.
2. I failed my CDL test for the second time! How many inches of the ground is the maximum height for a yellow reflector? 40?45?50? Jimeny Crickets! I want to drive a bus not build a big-rig!
   
3. Had to scramble to grab the chickens who defiantly broke out of the backyard! That sentence has so many contradictions.
4. At school I completely ripped the projector screen off the ceiling before class. Why am I doomed to help others?
5. Momo ate my homemade puppet, but not the good one.
6. I agreed to have my identity public through my job with the hopes that concerned parents could find out for themselves that I'm completely nuts.
7. The sunset tonight was a cowboy falling to the ground, shot dead between the eyes and vanished in the dust.
8. Quote from my buddy, "you can't say it's opposite day, because then it isn't."