I lost the Title.

1. Create 'Go Nuts' Men's Line of Crotchless Shorts, with full Cradle support system. Slogan: This ain't your Daddy's Gonad System!
2. Might be cleaning ears too much. Watch out for that one.
3. Strawberry soy milk hits a spot I didn't know I had.
4. The Onion movie has its moments. Special, special moments.
5. My puppy, momo is afraid of rain, godblesshim.
6. Must find Job.
7. Find job, must.
8. Job, must find.