secretion of the summer glands

1. I am employed with a company that cares and promotes evironmental stewardship.
2. I drive one half hour to this job.
3. I make a decent wage.
4. I will spend all my wage on products from this store.
5. They are opening one down the street from my house.
6. I should be graduating college by that time.
7. I still am very much looking forward to the experience.
8. Work and Play should be synonymous if you're doing it right.
   

cartoon

i making a kids show about human drama.

raint

oh how beautiful the lane appears
when sunlight casts over shadow's fears
and the clouds have all but whisped away
and the artist has nothing more to say

I lost the Title.

1. Create 'Go Nuts' Men's Line of Crotchless Shorts, with full Cradle support system. Slogan: This ain't your Daddy's Gonad System!
2. Might be cleaning ears too much. Watch out for that one.
3. Strawberry soy milk hits a spot I didn't know I had.
4. The Onion movie has its moments. Special, special moments.
5. My puppy, momo is afraid of rain, godblesshim.
6. Must find Job.
7. Find job, must.
8. Job, must find.
   

v/i/d/e/o

Track List to my Rap Album

1. I'm packing Beat.
2. Holla if you Sear Me.
   
3. G's Up, Hoe's Down (tribute to Gardening)
4. I like Pig Butts (go Vegan)
5. Girl, let's Procreate
   
6. Goofing too Long
7. Goofing too Long (hammered remix)
8. Dang tha Mang
   

dump bodies

1. I rode my bike over 10 miles today from Downtown Dallas to Irving. I passed this--------->
business and felt saddened that the recession has gone
so far as to close the doors of the 'DUMP BODIES' wing of an area warehouse.
2. In church, it's helpful to remember that everyone is a little bit nuts.
3. Psychics remember the present.
4. Vegetables don't grow fast enough to be useful.
5. Idea for rap song, Livin' on Leisure
6. Eat popcorn while watching Children of the Corn.
7. Everything is a little bit violent.
8. I will soon be a Wicked Step-Father!

stinky hands

1. Hilariously Hateful lady working for the ISD thought I was obnoxious.
2. I failed my CDL test for the second time! How many inches of the ground is the maximum height for a yellow reflector? 40?45?50? Jimeny Crickets! I want to drive a bus not build a big-rig!
   
3. Had to scramble to grab the chickens who defiantly broke out of the backyard! That sentence has so many contradictions.
4. At school I completely ripped the projector screen off the ceiling before class. Why am I doomed to help others?
5. Momo ate my homemade puppet, but not the good one.
6. I agreed to have my identity public through my job with the hopes that concerned parents could find out for themselves that I'm completely nuts.
7. The sunset tonight was a cowboy falling to the ground, shot dead between the eyes and vanished in the dust.
8. Quote from my buddy, "you can't say it's opposite day, because then it isn't."
   

People's Choice

1. I performed in the collin college talent show and won audience favorite.
2. I can land a blunt to fakie on the half-pipe.
3. I have a pending position as a school bus driver.
4. I believe in miracles.
5. We humans alive in this instant are as intimate as could ever be hoped. There is nowhere
   that it not here and now.
6. Our nature is to disregard wonder until pain brings us back to our senses.
7. We cannot make a mistake, just like in improv.
8. Each moment has a story if you look the right way.